Homemade Jealousy Jam

Anything you can do I seem to do much better
I can experience much more so than you
If we both travel yours will unravel
my eyes will see more wondrous things than can you

Assembly line gadgets shine so very much brighter
held in my hand, I really can't understand
Why you suppose you hold even tighter
Your pittances so dull, while mine are so grand

Even the people I meet, walking down the street
are so animatedly interesting, and quiescently curious
Whilst you are besieged with zombies of the spiritless
Stereotypical people who are conversationally injurious

I doubt it your responsibility your life was drawn drab
It is most likely not your fault to be presented such a cliché
It is better you than me to traverse this gray landscape
Through repetition you are prepared to handle the passé

God's kaleidoscope my plaything, my only worry is excess
You have the patience of Job's loss, running the peeve-petting zoo
At times it's true, I forget to count my blessings
I rightfully remember after listening to you